jessicaroseboyle

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

He’s not until someone touches him

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

lolsofunny:

laughingstation:

lolsofunny:

PIZZA VENDING MACHINE.

More FUNNY POST here!

(lol here!)

outofthecavern:

newmoontears:

choiboii:

poorlydressedhipster:

sextmezouis:

tony-lisa:

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!!! AWESOME FUCK!

HOLY SHIT THAT’S INSANE.

I reblog this every time I see it. Still amazed.

Now I saw it. WTF.

WHAT

vans-tans-and-summerplans:

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

as per usual tumblr asks the hard hitting questions.

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

me at school

me: the fuck is this
me: who the fuck are you
me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
me: walk faster fuckface
me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me: no you're a whore
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
me: pew pew nigga 
me: i'd push you in front of me whore

joala:

a ladybug playing with sprinkles!!!!